My Favorite Joke of late

I’m telling this one to everyone I know, so I’d like to share it here where there are some readers I don’t know, at least not formally.  Once everyone I know has heard my joke, I stop telling it and forget it.  So here it is before I forget this one too.

At an International Farmer’s Conference, a farmer from Russia was speaking with one from Texas.

“How big is your farm?” the Texan inquired.

“It’s 200 meters by 300 meters” said the Russian.  ”How big is yours?”

“Well, I’ll tell ya.  I can get in my car at sunrise and drive all the way until sunset and never reach the end of my property” the Texan replied.

The Russian grinned and said “I had a car like that once.”