New Year’s Resolutions about Money
2005: I will not spend money frivolously.
2006: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2007: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2008: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 2011.
2009: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2012.
2010: I will try to be out of the country by 2013.
Resolutions about Work:
2007: I will not let my boss push me around.
2008: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
2009: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
2010: I will be sure to mention my boss to Dr. Thomas and the group.
Resolutions about Marriage
2007: I will try to be a better husband to Marge
2008: I will not leave Marge.
2009: I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.
2010: I will try to be a better husband to Sandy.
Resolutions about Church
2007: I will go to Church every Sunday.
2008: I will go to church as often as possible.
2009: I will set aside time each day for prayer and reflection.
2010: I will try to catch the televangelist on TV when I can’t sleep.
Resolutions about Weight
2007: I will get my weight below 180.
2008: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
2009: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
2010: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
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From Subscriber Ernie DeCaro:
Maureen,
In reading thru your resolutions I was really moved. You spoke of the things that trouble us all but in speaking of going to church you spoke of
the humility and longing of the human heart.
I survived a war and two cancers. I was educated by way of my Veterans Benefits and Matching Funds from my employer. I worked hard and rose up the ladder. I was good at what I did and I was respected by my peers and my subordinates and at “58″ I was pushed into retirement by an abuser, my boss. I was a threat. Three months after I left with my pension and my benefits he was walked to his car by the State Police. There is a God.
When Channel 5 pushed you out my wife and I stopped watching the news on channel 5 and look where they ended up.
God put us here to find our way back to Him or Her and the biggest part of it all is our helping each other along the way. You do that very very well.
Thank You,
Happy New Year
Ernie & Mary DeCaro
Maureen; Thank you Ernie and Mary. Happy New Year.